when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.