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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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fap
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.