Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I hold my breath in elevators

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

only read the short jokes on this website

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.