- Things You Think Only You Do

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.