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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I **** with no hands.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.