That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Ur mum

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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fap

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.