- Things You Think Only You Do

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I scratch and sniff.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.