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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.