Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

thumb_up thumb_down -53

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

thumb_up thumb_down -53

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Thinking your life is a movie...

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -69

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

thumb_up thumb_down -105

Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.