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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.