- Things You Think Only You Do

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.