Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I think about other women when having sex

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.