Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.