After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Stab myself on a daily basis

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.