- Things You Think Only You Do

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I cant ride a bike

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.