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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.