I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.