pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Pee in the shower

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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blink

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.