Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.