Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.