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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.