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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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I Masturbate Daily.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.