Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.