Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Do somthing only you do

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Tear up when I poop

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.