- Things You Think Only You Do

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Picking my nose.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.