I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.