Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Eating chicken at KFC.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.