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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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look at bins as i walk past them
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.