- Things You Think Only You Do

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Courtesy flush.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.