- Things You Think Only You Do

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I Masturbate Daily.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.