Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Ur mum

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.