Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.