I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I was not born in the country I am living in now

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Mayada stupid

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Do somthing only you do

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.