At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Ur mum

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.