imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Take off the ends of the banana (

The older I get the more honest I get

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.