I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Poo really loud

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

make south park refferences every day

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.