think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.