I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.