When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Only use the left earphone.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.