When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.