Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Ur mum

look at bins as i walk past them

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.