When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.