whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.