When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.