When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.