Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.