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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.