Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.