When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sometimes I toot.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.