If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Ur mum

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Boinked my neighbor

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.