I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

look at bins as i walk past them

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.