google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I piss in the bed every night

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.