brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I read the down voted posts

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.