When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.