brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I read the down voted posts

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.