Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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blink

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.