Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.