When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.