- Things You Think Only You Do

look at bins as i walk past them

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

I piss in the bed every night

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.