When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I never feel bored

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Ur mum

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.