- Things You Think Only You Do

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

The older I get the more honest I get

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.