I lift my butt when I'm farting

I don't read the terms of service.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.