I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.