I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.