Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Be a loner at school

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Eating chicken at KFC.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.