I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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make south park refferences every day

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.