test how many stares you can scale in one step

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.