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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.