After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Poo really loud

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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make south park refferences every day

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.