When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.