i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Tear up when I poop

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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blink

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.