Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.