I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.