Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.