When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.