Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

fall asleep in the shower.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.