Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Do somthing only you do

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.