my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.