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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Courtesy flush.
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Think about breathing...
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Only use the left earphone.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.
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Sitting down in the shower
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.