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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.