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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.