When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.