I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.