When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.