realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.