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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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Mayada stupid
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.