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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.