When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

get really confused

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.