- Things You Think Only You Do

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

listen to madonnas new album

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

blink

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

make south park refferences every day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.