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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.