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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.