- Things You Think Only You Do

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.