I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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blink

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.