- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.