While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Picking my nose.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.