sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.