I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.