Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I chew my ice cream.

Mayada stupid

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.