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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I read the down voted posts
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.