I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.