Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I lift my butt when I'm farting

test how many stares you can scale in one step

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.