Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Poo really loud

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.