I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.