I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sometimes I toot.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I read the down voted posts

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.