- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.