Be a loner at school

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.