- Things You Think Only You Do

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I piss in the bed every night

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.