When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.