laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Be a loner at school

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.