I read the down voted posts

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.