when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.