Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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make south park refferences every day

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Mayada stupid

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.