- Things You Think Only You Do

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I Masturbate Daily.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.