Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Sitting down in the shower

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.