when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.