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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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I Masturbate Daily.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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