feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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being super bored at shool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.