Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes I toot.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.