- Things You Think Only You Do

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.