When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Be a loner at school

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.