- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

blink

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Ur mum

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.