sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

make south park refferences every day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.