If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Be a loner at school

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.