Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I read the down voted posts

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

fall asleep in the shower.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.