think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Sometimes I toot.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.