Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Tear up when I poop

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.