When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Eating chicken at KFC.

listen to madonnas new album

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.