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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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Mayada stupid
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.