1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Be a loner at school

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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listen to madonnas new album

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.