- Things You Think Only You Do

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

I gotta get down of Friday

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.