fall asleep in the shower.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.