Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Think about breathing...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.