Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Poo really loud

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.