LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -53

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

thumb_up thumb_down -59

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -101

The older I get the more honest I get

thumb_up thumb_down +64

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

thumb_up thumb_down +12

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.