when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

thumb_up thumb_down -31

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

fall asleep in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

blink

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Poo really loud

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -47

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

thumb_up thumb_down -71

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.