I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.