I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Having gay sex

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I never feel bored

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.