I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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blink

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.