At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Poo really loud

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.