I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Pee in the shower

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.