pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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blink

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.