I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Poo really loud

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.