wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.