Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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blink

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Ur mum

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.