My parents are annoying.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.