My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I masturbate with sandpaper

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Courtesy flush.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

thumb_up thumb_down -49

This song will not come out of my head!

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Think about breathing...

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Sitting down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.