use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Mayada stupid

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Do somthing only you do

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.