- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.