We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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blink

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Poo really loud

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.