Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.