You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.