Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.