i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.