Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.