- Things You Think Only You Do

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.