When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.