Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

The older I get the more honest I get

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.