Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.