Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.