I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I chew my ice cream.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.