- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I read the down voted posts

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Poo really loud

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.