Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.