Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.