When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Mayada stupid

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.