Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.