If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.