Pretend i'm a sim.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I read the down voted posts

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Poo really loud

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.