- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.