Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.