When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.