I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I read the down voted posts

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.