- Things You Think Only You Do

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

make south park refferences every day

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.