Pretend i'm a sim.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I read the down voted posts

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Poo really loud

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.