When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Do somthing only you do

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I read the down voted posts

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.