Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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humiliating little girls

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Courtesy flush.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.