- Things You Think Only You Do

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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speak proper english

Pretend animals talk to you!

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.