Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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humiliating little girls

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.