- Things You Think Only You Do

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.