I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.