OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I gotta get down of Friday

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.