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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.