- Things You Think Only You Do

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.