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Make up a song to yourself.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Sometimes I toot.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Tear up when I poop
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.