Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.