When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

fall asleep in the shower.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.