Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.