Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Tear up when I poop

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I read the down voted posts

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.