Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Poo really loud

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I was the real Stig...

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.