- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.