- Things You Think Only You Do

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.