Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Tear up when I poop

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.