getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.