I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.