Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.