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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.