Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.