- Things You Think Only You Do

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sometimes I toot.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.