Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.