Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I mean Diana Ross.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.