When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I read the down voted posts

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.