Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

I hit the frig after sex

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.