Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.