get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Do somthing only you do

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Tear up when I poop

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I don't read the terms of service.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.