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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.