My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Tear up when I poop

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.