- Things You Think Only You Do

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.