Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.