I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Mayada stupid

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Do somthing only you do

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.