I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I read the down voted posts

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.