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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.