- Things You Think Only You Do

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

make south park refferences every day

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I was the real Stig...

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.