- Things You Think Only You Do

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I piss in the bed every night

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.