hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I mean Diana Ross.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.