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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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I piss in the bed every night
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.