I was the real Stig...

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.