- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Tear up when I poop

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.