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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.