Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.