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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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