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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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fap
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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Being fat
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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make south park refferences every day
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.