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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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make south park refferences every day
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.