When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.