Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Tear up when I poop

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.