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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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Ur mum
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.