When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.