- Things You Think Only You Do

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Only use the left earphone.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.