Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.