Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I used to eat bath bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down -26

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

thumb_up thumb_down -34

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.