When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.