- Things You Think Only You Do

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.