I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Ur mum

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Only use the left earphone.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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make south park refferences every day

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.