Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.