Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I was the real Stig...

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.