Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I read the down voted posts

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Poo really loud

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.