I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.