I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I was the real Stig...

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Make up a song to yourself.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.