When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I mean Diana Ross.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.