in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.