- Things You Think Only You Do

Being fat

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.