When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Mayada stupid

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.