- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.