Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I have a phobia of incest

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.