- Things You Think Only You Do

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I mean Diana Ross.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.