- Things You Think Only You Do

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.