- Things You Think Only You Do

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

I was the real Stig...

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.