I gotta get down of Friday

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I piss in the bed every night

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.