- Things You Think Only You Do

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.