When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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make south park refferences every day

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.