- Things You Think Only You Do

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I piss in the bed every night

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I mean Diana Ross.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.