- Things You Think Only You Do

I chew my ice cream.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Tear up when I poop

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.