I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Being fat

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.