- Things You Think Only You Do

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I lift my butt when I'm farting

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.