Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Picking my nose.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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make south park refferences every day

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.