- Things You Think Only You Do

I piss in the bed every night

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Use my phone to see what time it is

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Mayada stupid

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Do somthing only you do

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I scratch and sniff.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.