When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.