I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I was the real Stig...

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Make up a song to yourself.

The older I get the more honest I get

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.