- Things You Think Only You Do

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Poo really loud

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.