When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.