- Things You Think Only You Do

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Mayada stupid

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Do somthing only you do

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I mean Diana Ross.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.