wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.