wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.