Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I was the real Stig...

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.