Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Poo really loud

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.