not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.