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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.