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make south park refferences every day

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Go for a 10 mile run.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.