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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.