I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Being fat

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

make south park refferences every day

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I was the real Stig...

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Go for a 10 mile run.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.