- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I used to eat bath bubbles

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.