We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Ur mum

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Picking my nose.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.