- Things You Think Only You Do

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Being fat

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.