- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Tear up when I poop

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.