Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I mean Diana Ross.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

thumb_up thumb_down -16

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

thumb_up thumb_down -16

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.