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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.