- Things You Think Only You Do

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Sometimes I toot.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do