I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I read the down voted posts

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.