When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.