- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I read the down voted posts

Justin Beiber is a woman

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.