I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Mayada stupid

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Do somthing only you do

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.