- Things You Think Only You Do

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I cant ride a bike

I don't read the terms of service.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.