Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.