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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Being fat
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.