sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.