Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I think Frozen is an overrated film

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

I Masturbate Daily.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

i masturbate with my feet

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.