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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.