When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Be a loner at school

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.