- Things You Think Only You Do

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.