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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.