When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.