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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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I chew my ice cream.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.