Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Courtesy flush.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.