Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.