Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.