when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I read the down voted posts

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Courtesy flush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.