- Things You Think Only You Do

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sleep with pillow between legs

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.