- Things You Think Only You Do

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Being fat

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.