If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I chew my ice cream.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.