Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I chew my ice cream.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.