Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I read the down voted posts

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.