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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I scratch and sniff.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.