look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.