Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.