- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.