I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Picking my nose.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.