Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.