Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.