- Things You Think Only You Do

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Sitting down in the shower

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.