- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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listen to madonnas new album

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.