I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

make south park refferences every day

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Make up a song to yourself.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.