When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Courtesy flush.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.