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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Ur mum

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Poo really loud

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

k. everyone

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I gotta get down of Friday

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.