When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.