- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

+5

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

+5

I chew my ice cream.

+5

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

+1

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

-1

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

-1

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

-1

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

-3

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

-3

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Do somthing only you do

-5

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

-7

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

-11

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

-15

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

-17

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

-17

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I chew my ice cream.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Do somthing only you do

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do