Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.