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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.