- Things You Think Only You Do

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.