Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.