I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Poo really loud

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Ur mum

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.