- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Ur mum

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.