- Things You Think Only You Do

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

make south park refferences every day

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.