Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Poo really loud

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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k. everyone

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.