- Things You Think Only You Do

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.