Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.