I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Go for a 10 mile run.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.