Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.