I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.