Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.