When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.