sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.