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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.