- Things You Think Only You Do

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I Masturbate Daily.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

make south park refferences every day

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I gotta get down of Friday

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.