Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Be a loner at school

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.