after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I cant ride a bike

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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blink

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.