- Things You Think Only You Do

Courtesy flush.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

I gotta get down of Friday

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.