- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.