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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.