You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.