If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.