You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.