I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I read the down voted posts

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.