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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.