When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.