- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I chew my ice cream.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.