wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I read the down voted posts

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.