Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I read the down voted posts

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.