- Things You Think Only You Do

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.