When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.