When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.