When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I read the down voted posts

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.