- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.