have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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k. everyone

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Being fat

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.