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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.