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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.