When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Stab myself on a daily basis

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I hit the frig after sex

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.