- Things You Think Only You Do

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I gotta get down of Friday

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.