Ur mum

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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fap

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.