freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Be a loner at school

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I used to eat bath bubbles

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.