- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.