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-47
I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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-51
When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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-53
Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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-53
Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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-55
sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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-55
Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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-61
send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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-61
I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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-61
watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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-63
Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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-63
Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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-63
Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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-79
I was not born in the country I am living in now
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-79
stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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-81
....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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-83
I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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-83
When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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-87
If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.