Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.