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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.