- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Picking my nose.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.