Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.