When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.