- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Picking my nose.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.