Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Try stick to something but fail in the end

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.