Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

listen to madonnas new album

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Smoking in the shower.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.