Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I always think I have special powers

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I scratch and sniff.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.