A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.