- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.