- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Run faster down hotel corridors.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I hit the frig after sex

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.