Sleep with pillow between legs

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.