- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.