Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.