try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.