I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I **** with no hands.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.