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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.