get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I cant ride a bike

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Smoking in the shower.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.