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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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I chew my ice cream.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.