- Things You Think Only You Do

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

-11

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

-13

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

-13

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

-15

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

-15

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

-15

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

-15

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

-17

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

-17

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

-19

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

-19

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

-23

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

-23

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

-25

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

-25

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

-29

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

-31

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Things You Think Only You Do