Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I mean Diana Ross.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes I toot.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.