Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I toot.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.