Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Think about breathing...

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.