- Things You Think Only You Do

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.