try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I always think I have special powers

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I scratch and sniff.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.