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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.