- Things You Think Only You Do

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Thinking your life is a movie...

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.