Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.