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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.