Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

fall asleep in the shower.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.