- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.