when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I don't read the terms of service.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.