Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I **** with no hands.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.