I have a phobia of incest

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.