- Things You Think Only You Do

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

The older I get the more honest I get

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.