i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Do somthing only you do

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Sometimes I toot.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.