- Things You Think Only You Do

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.