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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I was the real Stig...
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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