- Things You Think Only You Do

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I Masturbate Daily.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Only use the left earphone.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.