- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Ur mum

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Courtesy flush.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.