Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.