- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

fall asleep in the shower.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.