Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.