- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Thinking your life is a movie...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.