- Things You Think Only You Do

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I Masturbate Daily.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.