- Things You Think Only You Do

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.