Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.