have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Being fat

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Stab myself on a daily basis

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.