Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Go for a 10 mile run.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.