have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Being fat

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.