it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I mean Diana Ross.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.