- Things You Think Only You Do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

-5

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

-7

Try stick to something but fail in the end

-7

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

-9

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

-11

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

-13

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

-15

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

-15

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

-15

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

-17

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

-17

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

-17

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

-17

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

-21

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

-21

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

-21

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

-21

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

-23

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

-23

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Things You Think Only You Do