- Things You Think Only You Do

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Be a loner at school

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I read the down voted posts

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.