When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.