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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Only use the left earphone.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?
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I gotta get down of Friday
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.