I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.