Sometimes I toot.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

I mean Diana Ross.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.