Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

the power to regenerate your appendix

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.