Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.