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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.