worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I was the real Stig...

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.