When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.