get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.