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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Ur mum
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Courtesy flush.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.