Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.