Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.