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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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I hit the frig after sex
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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only read the short jokes on this website
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