Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.