When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Do somthing only you do

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes I toot.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.