I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.