Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Be a loner at school

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.