- Things You Think Only You Do

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Ur mum

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.