I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.