When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.