after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.