Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I hit the frig after sex

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

only read the short jokes on this website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.