When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.