I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.