When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.