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Being fat

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.