my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.