- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Be a loner at school

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.