- Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Justin Beiber is a woman

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

only read the short jokes on this website

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.