Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.