after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.