- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

make south park refferences every day

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.