When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.