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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Being fat
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.