Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.