- Things You Think Only You Do

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Courtesy flush.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

i masturbate with my feet

Sitting down in the shower

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.