- Things You Think Only You Do

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.