- Things You Think Only You Do

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I don't read the terms of service.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.