- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.