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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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I cant ride a bike
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.