- Things You Think Only You Do

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Save more than once on your favourite game.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.