after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.