Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.