Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.