- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.