- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.