Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

fap

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.