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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Ur mum
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.