I sleep in my underpants every single night

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I piss in the bed every night

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.