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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Sitting down in the shower
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.