I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.