When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.