- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.