- Things You Think Only You Do

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.