Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.