I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

fap

Courtesy flush.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.