- Things You Think Only You Do

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.