When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.