Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.