- Things You Think Only You Do

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Smoking in the shower.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Ur mum

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

try to give your friends spirit animals

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.