- Things You Think Only You Do

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Courtesy flush.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.