You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Ur mum

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Courtesy flush.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.