When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.