When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.