Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.