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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.