- Things You Think Only You Do

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Smoking in the shower.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Ur mum

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.