Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.