Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.