- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.