Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.