Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -42

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

thumb_up thumb_down -42

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

thumb_up thumb_down -42

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I lift my butt when I'm farting

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

thumb_up thumb_down -50

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

thumb_up thumb_down -50

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

thumb_up thumb_down -54

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

i masturbate with my feet

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.