Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Only use the left earphone.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I have autofocus in my eyes.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.