- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.