- Things You Think Only You Do

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.