Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.