My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Do somthing only you do

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I hold my breath in elevators

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.