When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.