- Things You Think Only You Do

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I have a phobia of incest

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.