- Things You Think Only You Do

I chew my ice cream.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.