- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Things You Think Only You Do

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!