Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.