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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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i masturbate with my feet
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.