- Things You Think Only You Do

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I don't read the terms of service.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.