brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Do somthing only you do

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I hold my breath in elevators

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.