When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.