- Things You Think Only You Do

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Courtesy flush.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.