When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.