check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.