i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Sitting down in the shower

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.