I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.