not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.