- Things You Think Only You Do

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.