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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.