When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Sleep with pillow between legs

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.