Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.