- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.