- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I don't read the terms of service.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.