I cant ride a bike

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.