Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.