When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.