- Things You Think Only You Do

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.