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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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I have a phobia of incest
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.