I read the down voted posts

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.