If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.