- Things You Think Only You Do

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Only use the left earphone.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.