I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I gotta get down of Friday

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.