Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Picking my nose.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.