- Things You Think Only You Do

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.