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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Sitting down in the shower
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Being fat
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.