When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.