When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Smoking in the shower.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.