Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -37

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

thumb_up thumb_down -39

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

thumb_up thumb_down -43

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

thumb_up thumb_down -43

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.