While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

try to give your friends spirit animals

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Thinking your life is a movie...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.