Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.