Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.