- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.