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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.