- Things You Think Only You Do

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.