- Things You Think Only You Do

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Sleep with pillow between legs

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.