I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.