- Things You Think Only You Do

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.