- Things You Think Only You Do

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.