- Things You Think Only You Do

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.