i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.