- Things You Think Only You Do

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.