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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.