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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I hit the frig after sex
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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I scratch and sniff.
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.