Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Sitting down in the shower

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.