after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Smoking in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.