- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.