When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I cant ride a bike

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I don't read the terms of service.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Picking my nose.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.