When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I toot.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.