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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I chew my ice cream.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.