Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.