When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.