Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.