Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Being fat

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Ur mum

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.