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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Vote for the other guy
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.