I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I hold my breath in elevators

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.