- Things You Think Only You Do

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.