When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Justin Beiber is a woman

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.