- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I Masturbate Daily.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Picking my nose.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

i masturbate with my feet

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.