Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Vote for the other guy

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.