Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.