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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.