Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.