wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.