I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.