when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.