Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

i masturbate with my feet

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Thinking your life is a movie...

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.