- Things You Think Only You Do

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.