While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.