When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I hit the frig after sex

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.