- Things You Think Only You Do

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

listen to madonnas new album

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.