RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I cant ride a bike

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.