- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.