If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.