- Things You Think Only You Do

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

+6

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

+4

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

+2

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

-2

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

-4

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

-6

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

-6

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

-6

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

-14

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

-14

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

-14

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

-16

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

-16

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do