When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.