- Things You Think Only You Do

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.