I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.