Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Sitting down in the shower

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I **** with no hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.