Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.