- Things You Think Only You Do

Smoking in the shower.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.