sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.