When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I gotta get down of Friday

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.