Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.