Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I cant ride a bike

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Smoking in the shower.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.