- Things You Think Only You Do

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.