Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I always think I have special powers

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.