Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I don't read the terms of service.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

only read the short jokes on this website

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I Masturbate Daily.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.