I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.