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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Sitting down in the shower
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.