not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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i masturbate with my feet

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.