when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.