When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.