I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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fap

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.