When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.