wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Being fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.