- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

the power to regenerate your appendix

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Smoking in the shower.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.