eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Smoking in the shower.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Ur mum

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.