- Things You Think Only You Do

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Mayada stupid

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.