like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.