When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.