- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.