- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

only read the short jokes on this website

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Being fat

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.