thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.