like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I hold my breath in elevators

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I cant ride a bike

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

the power to regenerate your appendix

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.