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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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only read the short jokes on this website
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.