- Things You Think Only You Do

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.