I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.