- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

Stab myself on a daily basis

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.