A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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only read the short jokes on this website

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.