When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.