- Things You Think Only You Do

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.