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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.