- Things You Think Only You Do

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I hold my breath in elevators

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.