I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.