Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.