Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

thumb_up thumb_down -50

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Only use the left earphone.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Being fat

thumb_up thumb_down -60

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

thumb_up thumb_down -62

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I have autofocus in my eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

thumb_up thumb_down -86

The older I get the more honest I get

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.