I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I hit the frig after sex

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.