- Things You Think Only You Do

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Sitting down in the shower

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.