I was the real Stig...

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.