Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Use my phone to see what time it is

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.