I have a phobia of incest

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.