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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.