Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I hold my breath in elevators

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.