Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.