- Things You Think Only You Do

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I cant ride a bike

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Ur mum

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

fap

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.