I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.