Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.