I hit the frig after sex

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.