i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I scratch and sniff.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.