Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

only read the short jokes on this website

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.