Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I chew my ice cream.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.