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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.