Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.