in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I was the real Stig...

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.