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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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i masturbate with my feet
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.