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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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fap
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.