when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I scratch and sniff.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.