Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.