- Things You Think Only You Do

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I wonder if elections are rigged?

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

sing like a pro in da shower

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.