Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.