When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.