- Things You Think Only You Do

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I cant ride a bike

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.