- Things You Think Only You Do

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

only read the short jokes on this website

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.