Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.