- Things You Think Only You Do

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Picking my nose.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

i masturbate with my feet

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.