When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.