- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.