try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.