- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I hold my breath in elevators

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

only read the short jokes on this website

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.