walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.