When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I always think I have special powers

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.