- Things You Think Only You Do

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.