Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.