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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I cant ride a bike
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Smoking in the shower.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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fap
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.