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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Sitting down in the shower
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.