- Things You Think Only You Do

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.