- Things You Think Only You Do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Save more than once on your favourite game.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.