I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I hold my breath in elevators

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I cant ride a bike

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.