- Things You Think Only You Do

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Be a loner at school

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.