DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
…
Next ›
Last »
Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-6
I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
thumb_up
thumb_down
-18
Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
thumb_up
thumb_down
-20
after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
thumb_up
thumb_down
-22
Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
the power to regenerate your appendix
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
« First
‹ Prev
…
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.