Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I scratch and sniff.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Try stick to something but fail in the end

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.