- Things You Think Only You Do

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Picking my nose.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

i masturbate with my feet

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.