Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.