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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.