A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.