in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I hold my breath in elevators

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.