Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.