sing like a pro in da shower

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.