- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I hold my breath in elevators

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.