- Things You Think Only You Do

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

only read the short jokes on this website

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

fap

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.