- Things You Think Only You Do

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.