scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Do somthing only you do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.