When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.