Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Being fat

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.