When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I always think I have special powers

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.