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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Picking my nose.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.