Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I mean Diana Ross.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.