Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

the power to regenerate your appendix

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I have autofocus in my eyes.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.