I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.