Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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fap

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.