That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.