If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I scratch and sniff.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.