- Things You Think Only You Do

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Smoking in the shower.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.