When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.