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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I don't read the terms of service.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.