Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I scratch and sniff.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.