TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Sometimes I toot.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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