- Things You Think Only You Do

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

The older I get the more honest I get

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.