taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.