Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I cant ride a bike

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Being fat

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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i masturbate with my feet

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.