- Things You Think Only You Do

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

pull out a flies wings and let it go

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

I hold my breath in elevators

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.