- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.