- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Mayada stupid

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.