- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I used to eat bath bubbles

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.