Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.