If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.