I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

the power to regenerate your appendix

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.