- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.