turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.