Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.