Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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fap

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.