I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.