I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Ur mum

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

fap

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Picking my nose.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.