Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.