- Things You Think Only You Do

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.