- Things You Think Only You Do

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I hold my breath in elevators

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.