I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.