Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Stab myself on a daily basis

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I hit the frig after sex

Sleep with pillow between legs

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Save more than once on your favourite game.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.