- Things You Think Only You Do

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I scratch and sniff.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.