When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.