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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.