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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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I **** with no hands.
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.