close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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hallo

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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im going to rape that girl

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.