tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.