Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.