I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I pee in the shower.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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fap

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.