always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.