I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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hallo

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.