Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.