When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I pee in the shower.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.