Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I pee in the shower.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.