Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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fap

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Breathe.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.