I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I pee in the shower.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.