When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I pee in the shower.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Breathe.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.