Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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misread flashlight

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.