Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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I pee in the shower.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.