wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.