misread flashlight

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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fap

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.