Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I pee in the shower.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.