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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.