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Breathe.
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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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RAPE CHILDREN
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which
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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY
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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)
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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.
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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.