Breathe.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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misread flashlight

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Dancing while hoovering

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.