I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.