Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.