At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.