Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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im going to rape that girl

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fap

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Breathe.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.