im going to rape that girl

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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hallo

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Breathe.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I pee in the shower.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.