Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I pee in the shower.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.