When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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im going to rape that girl

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.