When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.