When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I sleep in the nude.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I pee in the shower.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.