Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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I pee in the shower.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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conundrum.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.