Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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im going to rape that girl

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.