Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I pee in the shower.

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conundrum.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.