When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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conundrum.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.