Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

I sleep in the nude.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

I pee in the shower.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.