I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

conundrum.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

fap

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

I pee in the shower.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Dancing while hoovering

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.