Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Dancing while hoovering

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.