Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Dancing while hoovering

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.