when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sleep in the nude.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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fap

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.