Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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conundrum.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Breathe.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.