in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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im going to rape that girl

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Dancing while hoovering

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.