Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I sleep in the nude.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Dancing while hoovering

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.