Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.