Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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im going to rape that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.