when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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hallo

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.