if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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im going to rape that girl

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Dancing while hoovering

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.