Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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hallo

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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fart

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Dancing while hoovering

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.