Dancing while hoovering

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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I pee in the shower.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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im going to rape that girl

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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conundrum.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.