- Things You Think Only You Do

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

conundrum.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.