My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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im going to rape that girl

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.