Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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pick your nose and eat it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.