Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

I sleep in the nude.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

RAPE CHILDREN

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Breathe.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Reading the terms of service :O....

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

I pee in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.