Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Dancing while hoovering

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.