When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Dancing while hoovering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.