I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Reading the terms of service :O....

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

I really enjoy self-pity.

Dancing while hoovering

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.