My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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conundrum.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.