When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.