I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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hallo

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.