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Dancing while hoovering

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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fart

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.