Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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fap

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Dancing while hoovering

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.