Reading the terms of service :O....

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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fart

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Dancing while hoovering

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.