I sleep in the nude.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.