When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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fart

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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fap

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conundrum.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.