Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.