I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Reading the terms of service :O....

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.