whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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hallo

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.