When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sleep in the nude.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.