Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.