when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I pee in the shower.

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Breathe.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I sleep in the nude.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.