Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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im going to rape that girl

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.