When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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fart

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.