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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....
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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which
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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.
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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk
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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.
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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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hallo
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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.
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Dancing while hoovering
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.