ASMR

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.