Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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ASMR

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.