When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.