A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.