Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.