I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I really like taking shits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.