I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.