during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.