when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.