Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.