use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAP FAP ::TROLLFACE::

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.