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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.