Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.