When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.