I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.