when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.